things tumblr users say:
- i just
- i can’t even
- ok
- you’re irrelevant
- THIS!!!
- perf
- then i’m judging you
- can you not
- tbh
- omfg i’m dying
- i’m so done
- peasants
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ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time
It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.
But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?
Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.
And yes, this is real.
**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
via: Deadspin](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a703cdf28d71d5643fcd0c7a47281512/tumblr_mlgyhl3u3y1qasthro1_500.jpg)
ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time
It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.
But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?
Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.
And yes, this is real.
**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
via: Deadspin
(Source: happymemories)
i love this so much. the freshness and how alive you feel when you escape to breathe out of the ocean. i wish i was here.
(Source: gifmovie)
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions.
its from the walking dead
(Source: fagology)
brb watching this for the rest of my life
same
this is probably the most relaxin thing ever omg
(Source: marijawana)
